I wanted this to be a new feature but after three days of collecting the things men say to me in their first messages online, I’ve decided this one post is all I can manage.

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What the hell is demisexual and reciprosexual? There now needs to be a dictsexionary as it’s challenging working out all these sexual patterns.

You actually don’t drink? Not even wine?

Rude little bitch

Free?

I’m all right, hot lips. That’s right, that’s your new pet name. Because well, you have hot lips. 

Morning honey what u up to xxxx

Hey, would you wanna fuck outside?

I can’t stop perving on you I could get used to you 😈 

How’s it going love? You got much planned for this evening? Don’t like to offer money but looking for a meet tonight, if it would turn your fancy would be happy to pay you nicely x

Jesus Christ!! You look delicious

U look cute to be fair looking for a fwb sort of thing meet here and there drinks food good sex what ever u fancy and in any order u like

Green really suits you sexy

Staying in your area for the weekend if you want to meet 

I’d love to watch you eat and play with my naughty lady We are arranging for her first meet next Friday I’d love to eat your arse while you’re tasting her soaking wet pussy then I’d ruin you both with this

Hit me up when you’ve dealt with the guaranteed inundated blokes you’ve got chasing you hun xx

Hi sexy how u doing? X

Do you mind playing with married men?

If you could choose to give or receive oral right now which would you choose?

Would you like a spoon and see where it goes from there 😈

Truth or dare 😉 x

Hey how’s you x

That sun really helps those panties get wet 😈

Wow how hot are you looking 😍

Hey, fancy mmf tonight?

Instead of that how about me making you squirt with my dildo until I’m licking you… As much as you can handle it

Hiya. I hope you’re in the mood for a bit of fun, are you? X

Hello..9in bbc looking for meet today

How to spend this sunny day? With my mouth and tongue in your holes?

Clearly we should FUCK!

Hows your weekend going so far, you been stirring up mischief or playing the angel?

You should be in lingerie being devoured by me 

You could sit on my cock in my motorhome we could go and park up somewhere nice

Love you to Queen my face?

Hot

Looking sexy huni and very hot

Want to ride my face and cock outside somewhere risky?

Can I come and devour your pussy x

How do you feel about using restraints in the bedroom 

Hey I’m currently wanking and close to cumming and would love to chat to you and for you to hear me…

Good morning, apologies if I’m to rude but would you wanna fuck?

Love to see your arsehole please