Continuing my experience recently at a sex club. I was there as part of an organised social. I had joined a group chat before the event to try to get to know others but it didn’t really work out that well for me. I found it difficult to find my way in conversation, others seemed to already know each other and have their own jokes. I was considering not going at all but then a woman offered to drive me and I couldn’t say ‘no’

I mostly had a good time. But there were moments where I knew for certain that this wasn’t the place for me.

One of those times was when I felt like sitting down but most of the free chairs in this place were near the ‘private’ rooms where people were having sex but you could still see in the windows. I didn’t know anyone there well enough to watch them have sex so I didn’t fancy sitting there.

So I wandered into the porn cinema on my own. If I wasn’t so shocked I might have laughed but the actual moment that I sat in one of the seats in the cinema a man was RIGHT THERE having followed me in. He asked to get past me but sat in the seat right next to me, looked at me and asked right away ‘Are you playing?’ like the only reason I came into the porn cinema was to wank a strange man off??

No, I said and I did laugh. But I also just got up and left as well. I wasn’t here for servicing any strange men.

I did wander back in later, this time with a group of people that I quickly determined as good people. One of them was the woman who had driven me there. We gave each other space in the cinema but ended up giving our critique of the porn we had been watching.

That’s not nearly enough time spent going down on her

That is one of the driest blowjobs I’ve ever seen

What is going on with that facial expression?

I don’t think I fully believe that she’s just had an orgasm, that looked and sounded fake to me

Who is this meant to appeal to?

I actually had the most fun ever talking and laughing about the porn. And the same man from earlier? He poked his head into the cinema every 5 or so minutes to check if any of us were naked or if anyone was stroking anyone else in the cinema.

Better luck next time.